Got a tux Norwegian forest cat we’ve named Rorschach. Also goes by “Love Shack” and Shaq

My girlfriend named her cat Neko. I named him Potato.

He often responds to Dumbdumb.

I had a cat named Jet. His full name was Jet Blackjack Miami Brown.

I have an orange cat named Crash and everyone goes “oh like Crash Bandicoot?” And I got “No like Crash Team Racing” and it still is funny to me.

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My cat’s name is Nancy Reagan. She’s almost lived up to it. And no, she doesn’t like you either and if you try to pet her you’ll get what you deserve.

Some cats have official titles. I had another cat whose title was “Chief Inspector.” He was known to do home invasions and conduct snap inspections of my neighbors houses. He had more friends in the neighborhood than me.

One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).

She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she’d lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe

She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name

Like a person, a cat’s full name is only ever invoked when it has done something wrong.

I still dream of adopting a group of cats named Magnus Nyarlsen, Hikaru Nakamewra, and Gary Catsparov