• foggy@lemmy.world
    12·
    6 months ago

    Played fine for me, sound and all.

    She has the same cadence and accent as my therapist lol.

    If only her advice was this hilarious

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
    31·
    6 months ago

    Any tl:dw/r? Can’t sound rn and word by word captions shouldn’t exist. I can read the whole sentence in the time between words popping up…

    • brbposting@sh.itjust.worksOP
      5·
      6 months ago

      “I love New Year’s resolutions. This year I’m trying to walk 10,000 steps a day. Woo! When we’re all sharing those out loud and you said give up ketamine, it felt less like a resolution we share with our colleagues and more like something we’ve voiced to close friends and family.

      I notice starting on Jan one and then going, it looks like indefinitely, you put two hour blocks every day from 11 to one for protecting your piece. Can you just share a little bit more with me about how these pertain to our work as a consulting firm?

      As a friendly etiquette reminder, I know we’ve been out for the holidays for a bit, but addressing the client as BB and email or verbally, not gonna fly.

      I know we have that kind of goal setting session and you said, I wanna be that b*****. It’s not a smart goal. Remember we talked about smart goals. So it’s hard for us to measure against.

      When you send us all of those like 30 snap chats of the New Year’s party you attended screaming, give me a kiss to like multiple men and women. It felt like a window into your life that we as your colleagues shouldn’t be peering into.

      When I pinged you, I was like, where are you? Are you joining? And you were like, it’s 730 a.m. I’m still recovering from the holidays. I got to stop back. I was like, huh? You know, I was like, huh?

      We are here to support you and I as your boss, especially I wanna do that. One of your goals, however, it felt like a little more of a personal goal. It was, I need a boyfriend, I’m down bad. I totally, I totally get it. I being alone, especially the holidays, it sucks. That’s not really like a work goal.”

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      Hesitated to do this but wanted to investigate available options.

      Couldn’t find a service to do an MP4 URL to text but Converter.app handled it via local upload.

      Unfortunately it’s not really funny anymore. Well I think it is but I have the creator’s mannerisms and timing in mind while reading. Hopefully you’re getting this notification when you can sound rn.