That’s why I’m a bar regular who uses Uber too often.

I used to hate the idea of full board hotels in Spain, there was nothing more boring than staying in the same place for more than a few days, but now I have 3 kids, I love the idea of someone else cooking, cleaning, and serving me cheap drinks. Best bit, is when the kids ask me to play with them, I can actually say yes!

Congrats, you’ve discovered the appeal of cruises and all inclusive resorts

So… childhood?