How many of us would be bankrupt?

LadyButterflyshe/her@lazysoci.al · 23 days ago

notsure@fedia.io · 23 days ago

…tell me about your cats…

PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 22 days ago

I randomly ambush people in my work showing them photos of my cat.

LadyButterflyshe/her@lazysoci.al · 22 days ago

I’m annoyed none of my colleagues ever ask how mine are

PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 22 days ago

New dude that was just employed last week expressed interest while ignoring warning stares and pokes from other coworkers.

He’s in for a wild ride.

JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml · 22 days ago

u/PolandIsAStateOfMind, while setting up the projector: Ok so his name is Pizza and he’s orange…

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

How rude.

IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works · 23 days ago

“Hi, we have a special going today. If you purchase two bails of fishing-”

“Fishing” detected- ASSOCIATION ACTIVATED: ENGAGE PICTURE MOLESTATION MODE

A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

My swear jar would be 9x as big and still overflowing, because swearing is all I have left in my life.

Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee · 22 days ago

Fill both jars by naming one of your cats fucknugget.