Me: “I told you 7 years ago, don’t you remember?”

Them: …

Only extremes.

This would be a good meme to reference next time someone says this to me. Unfortunately I won’t remember to reference it.

Of course I remember. I just remember what I was thinking at the time you were rambling on about something I wasn’t paying attention to because you took to long to get to the point.

fixed it for you:

i told you two days ago don’t you remember??

i told you ten minutes ago don’t you remember??