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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 8 days ago

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weird@sub.wetshaving.social to memes@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    juice that makes your bones hurt

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “My God… The juice is loose!”

  • Master@sh.itjust.works
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    What happens if you pour a bit of 3 different bottles into a cup, mix it up and then drink it. Which bottle do you turn into?

    • weird@sub.wetshaving.socialOP
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      Yes

  • the_trash_man@lemmy.world
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    But im so thristy

  • Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world
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    This reminds me of the Light Grenade from Mom and Dad Save the World.

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    When someone takes a sip, does an equal amount of elixir drain from each? Is this a finite resource?

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      No, each bottle is an independent entity

  • Count Regal Inkwell@pawb.social
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    Better than the _🎵Juice That Makes Your Head Explode🎵 _

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

  • Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    We’re doing juice memes now?

    I’m off to bed, but I hope somebody makes a ‘juice that turns you into beans’ meme before morning so I don’t have to

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    Is the new bottle identical to the bottle after the sip was taken? That would mean each copy has less juice than the one before it. So although the total amount of juice increases when a copy is made (at least until the sip is larger than the remaining juice), it would still run out eventually.

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      Good question. The same goes for the label. If I rip it away and burn it before drinking, would I then turn into a bottle that also doesn’t have a label, making it even more dangerous to other people.

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      Now these are the real questions

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      Bottle prime would still have the same amount though, and infinite copies of that (minus 1 drop) could be made of if

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        You could also refill the first bottle after each clone, then all cloned bottles would be full -2 sips.

        But only if you could resist sipping it yourself before refilling.

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          Good point, I hadn’t thought of that.

      • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
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        It would have less every time someone drinks from it.

        • tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          oh… doy. I thought I had this figured out

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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      Once all of the fuller bottles are depleted, we’re gonna see some exponential growth in the bottle population.

  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    I know I would become one of those juices

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      I gotta fuckin’ know…

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        “Here, drink this”

    • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
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      “If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the- World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH, the paint would’t even have time to dry.”

      • Terry Pratchett
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    But what does it taste like?

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      the sweetest nectar that you’ve ever tasted

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        How is a bottle able to type?

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      It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

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        But what do the other bottles taste like?

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          The first bottle, IIRC.

    • cdf12345@lemm.ee
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      It’s impossible to ever know

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    Me trying to socialize in Caves of Qud

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    Ha! Kid and Play for someone of my intelligence! All you have to do is drink an Odd just a sip and the rest of the Juice is yours!

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    Hypothetically asking, can I get one and serve in a glass to someone else?

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      Of course

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        Ok. I’m getting really hypothetical here, but leaving this at party can spread the juice quickly and even wider spread if it gets into water system. Whole life on earth will turn juice soon…

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          so like a Cat’s Cradle kind of situation? 🤔

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          You’re a true villain

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