Quantum login.

This might be the most effective gore I’ve seen. This is just on another level. Not just because of the broken part but also because of the overload of authentication jargon vomited on the screen paired with the confusing UX.

the current user isn’t signed in, but you are…

How do you know who the current user is if they aren’t signed in?

I get this every week on a SharePoint connection. Just powerbi things.

I remember doing a PoC of Databricks 4 ish years ago. The concepts were neat, but the UI was genuinely attrocious.

Modern problems call for modern koans

This is why you don’t mix stateless and stateful paradigms, kids.