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Easy thing to fix, just look at this cheat sheet:
Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories
Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights
Janeway = Murderous criminal
Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal
O’Brien=most powerful man in the universe, suffers
Garak=simple tailor
Tuvix=don’t talk about tuvixMorn=chatterbox, talks a lot
Gorn=big lizard
Gorn+Morn+Rom=three amigos
Also they’re all played by Jeffery Combs
And the biggest rule is that no one, even those who know Star Wars, know what’s going on
We’re all as clueless as you are
Live long and may the force be with you