• ditty@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time

  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    “are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”

    “shit I don’t remember this part in training”

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      9 months ago

      What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form

  • malloc@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.