Ranch supremacy is at hand. Reject umami from foreign lands. Toss all the soy sauce in the harbour!!!
The US Midwest has entered the chat
How dare he season his food to his own taste?
Next time I eat sushi, I’ll soak it in Ketchup just to honour you.
Relax buddy it’s a joke.
Whatever that is, it ain’t sushi. The ranch dressing is not much worse than the spicy mayo often used to drown the rice covered bacterium petri dish some supermarkets call “sushi”.
Well, hear me out. A lot of rolls have cucumber and avocado. You might put salmon on a salad with ranch dressing. Is it really SO strange?
It’s the rice/ranch combo that sounds the most disgusting to me
Grains go well with sour cream based sauces.
(Inb4 some mayonnaise ranch heretic speaks up, like they have human rights)
You should be talking about the other stuff in sushi, like parasite riddled fish, not the one point in the idea’s favor.
