In my 20s: Ha, I didn’t get carded, I must look so mature.

In my 30s: Am I so old and decrepit?

I have literally been thinking and telling others that I was 43 this year until I just had to enroll in my own healthcare and found out in the application process that I am actually 44.

buying beer CASHIER: How old are you?

ME, 19: I’m 19.

CASHIER: Alright here you go hands beer

ME and CASHIER: laughs in European