i wish they would all act like the faceless industrial complexes out there
you don’t see this from stuff like Caterpillar
i wish they would all act like the faceless industrial complexes out there
you don’t see this from stuff like Caterpillar
i break into stores after hours and steal things
This is a constant source of frustration for me. Im on the spectrum and even though my logical, intelligent side of the brain understands that rules are just words; the emotional part of my brain just screams “THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS” every time someone hits their hazard lights and just gets out of their car in the middle of a 35mph road.
I wanna watch key and peele. oops its not on the comedy central app? who owns comedy central…hmmm…paramount? okay its on paramount plus…and its just a link that takes me to Amazon video? why? just play the show what is this
if they start, itll be the last straw that finally gets me to just go find a local farm and buy food direct from the source
grocery stores trying to get me to sign up for their reward program or whatever
Im surprised Aldi hasnt completely taken over the entire country by now because of how they skip all the bullshit
its a grocery store. i walk in, i buy food, i leave
could not be simpler.
My local Kroger, however, has automated price cards that adjust to scalp their customers during high-traffic periods.
this is a practice that should be rewarded via targetted arson of distribution centers until our demands are met
oops autocorrect lmao
i meant this is a practice that should be outlawed via legislation that follows our due processes
oh i forgot the killing spree shoutouts
killing spree
rampage!
Unstoppable
…
G O D L I K E
HEADSHOT
HEADSHOT- DOUBLEKILL
MULTIKILL
ULTRA KILL
…MMMMMMM MONSTER KILLL LLLLLL
like jurassic park, life finds a way
Comouter scientists are now able to change gender as an evolutionary response to the lack of women in STEM fields
the socks are not mandatory, they are just given out in case anyone is chosen to be the new cutest girl in the office
i will warn you that if you ever start saying “mrrrp…nya :3” even as a joke, it WILL trigger the process to begin
…oh shit wait
i think i was born too late to relate to most millenials
for me, big computer is for either
A. Something that needs more power (gaming, CAD)
or
B. Something easier to do with a mouse and keyboard (long documents, fps games, video and photo editing, etc)
but i have no problem spending $3,000 on something through my phone screen. I bet whatever business im buying from has a mobile-first design for their website anyway
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no clue, i had spent the last 48 hours losing all the moisture in my body so i was pretty dehydrated and had a fever
that entire week was like a weird dream
i really should not have driven a car in the physical state i was in, tbh
im in Virginia and one time i had a really bad norovirus infection and my employer told me i would terminated if i didn’t show up and that he couldnt do anything about it (this was my 6th sick day in the past 11 months)
i showed up and had an accident on myself, very messy. Norovirus messy.
I walked into his office, reeking like hell, and i asked him if he had any mints or febreeze
He tried to send me home to change and i declined.
ah yes, the internet explorer/chrome/firefox but then firefox got better but then worse again/chrome/is internet explorer good now?/opera/operagx/Microsoft edge is actually fast now/back to opera effect
exactly
i got married last year
im literally a level 1 husband.
Im a level 32 human but only a level 6 Adult, really. I moved out at 22 but spent the first 3 years partying and barely making rent
I think 25 was the year i started actually trying to do a good job at life, so im still pretty new at it
Yall GOTTA stop pretending 30 is old
ive only been an adult on my own for like 5 years, relax
Eventually Microsoft is going to be forced to adapt and make an operating system that doesnt use 20% of your system resources, right?
surely they wont continue to make the same bloated, sluggish OS every year since windows 7 right?
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