I’ll have you know I’ve listened to all episodes of the Revolutions podcast and remember nothing.

Religion is the greatest grift on society ever made. To believe it actually gives you morals and ethics has continually been disproven.

I mean, the dude can afford to go to the hospital. Most people rely on unlicensed back-alley vets for their healthcare in America

It’s not that hard to fake a Russian accent comrad. Did you watch Chernobyl or Death to Stalin? Steve Buscemi sounded like he was born there.

I think we can hang them both for treason no problem. Don’t need elon’s help.

I don’t see star trek memes on the schedule, it’s like they don’t even use Lemmy?

Does his last name really need two 'm’s?

Well she and Kissinger had a competition going…

At that point you’ve already invested so much of your health and money to get there, a harmless lie to justify it all is fine.

It’s not about what you already watch, op wants to find new related videos to watch. YouTube’s algo no longer works that way

That doesn’t work anymore and I say this as a long time user. In the last 5 years their algorithm has gotten worse and worse. I have an extensive subscription list and the junk they push at me these days never matches any of the videos I currently watch. Deleting history and trying to rebuild it doesn’t help. OP’s feelings here is widely held with many users these days.

I wouldn’t mind more sea shanties and dogs to pet.

If your dinnertime isn’t before 5 then you just procrastinating

Yesterday my cat took a shit. Then stepped into it with his back paw and proceeded to try and shake it off all over the house. I was playing “find the specs of turd” for hours after while he followed me around demanding a treat 🤷‍♂️

I yeet tabs all the time. Figure I will find it again if xenu wills it.

I saw a solution to this and many other problems on the television the other day:

In Detroit people will accidentally take the wrong exit and end up in Canada. Used to be no big deal but now the gestapo will deport you to El Salvador.

I’m pretty sure all those cuts are human so this is perfectly normal.

It worked on Muhammad Ali too

I discovered I like hitting things a while back so I go boxing regularly. These days I read some Trump news and then go take it out on a heavy bag for an hour.