Then how could he lift the non-dead gun in the first panel?

Hate to… rain on this parade, but doesn’t shampooing remove the natural oil from their hides? The oil that’s supposed to repel rain, the rain which might cool them down to unhealthy levels.

Where I live, this is being aired on TV on Christmas every year, as a tradition.

How about the almost constant brain fog? I wonder if comes from the awful big city air around here, or if it’s just a feature of being an adult.

And you deduce that from a single photo of orange juice in a fridge?

And it’s not even a contest.
BTW, I only found out recently and by accident that my stock Gimp 2.10 supports it!

They teach it in Turkish schools.

It’s true. Habitually saying “please.” thank you," “hello” to people can open a lot of doors. Also, it’s just amazing in an awful way just how many people are not doing this.

I want to pet it.

This is very obviously a US-centric meme, as evidenced by the first word in the header, “milennials.”

Dope Pope Bob

Dating sites besieging their users with bots and fake profiles.

I’ve seen it all before
I’ve been there
I’ve seen my hopes and dreams lying on the ground
I’ve seen the sky just begin to fall