When I’ve let my mustache grow in I’ve been told I exuded porn star energy.

I shaved it off immediately. I’m NOT my father!

I know it’s a typo, but now I want a cozy space ranch game based in the world of StarCraft.

For non English speakers, poultry is often used to refer to any edible bird: including chicken, duck, goose, turkey.

It may not be correct, but it be what it be.

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Imagine the cumulative collection of micro plastics and prescription drugs that a cannibalistic diet would cause. We already have prions to worry about.

Lucky for you, the upcoming Slim Jim Darque line of meat style snack product is coming soon. You can destroy three different ecosystems with a single snack!

I had a buddy that ate 8 lightbulbs this one time. He just got a hospital visit and totally flunked his vegan exams.

Hey, as it stands I’m just indentured. If I were cursed with a child, then I would probably do crime to provide for it and Then be used for slave labor once I was inevitably incarcerated.

It’s the circle of life.

https://youtu.be/VoAfb3f04mo Where there’s a whip, there’s a way.

I have heated up a foil lined tetra carton of soup that caused some sparks, but I stopped it immediately and learned my lesson.

Technically, any metal is a no no, but her microwave has never exploded.

American electric kettles are also quite a bit slower to boil because our mains voltage is so low. https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c

A towel made of tea, for tea, and by tea.

My boomer mom will put a tea bag in a mug of water then nuke that until it bubbles to make tea. (Yes, even when the tea bag has a staple).

But, if she is heating up a can of soup, she will dump that into a sauce pan and heat that up on the gas range, on the burner right next to the nice kettle I got her years ago.

They stink like over-ripe mushrooms in my experience. They also easily break and you have to reinforce them with plastic packing tape. It’s a nice idea, but a regular paper box is the better option.

They can go right to hell! /S

I think it is some kind of winged puma with the bosom of a woman.

Why not both? Probably worshipped at the stake.

All dating apps suck, but Hinge sucked less for me. I actually found someone with similar interests that wasn’t just looking for a free dinner.

I’m just in my 40s and single. Everyone I’d be in to is shacked up or dead at this point.