Also, the pain is not real, they’re just feeling like it was.

Depends. If it’s a book I’m not interested in or that I need to read for some reason: hell no. Just repeating the same few sentences over and over until I give up. If it’s something I want to read though, and I’m hooked by the plot and curious what happens next, it’s another timehole where 5 minutes of reading suddenly last at least an hour.

“You know, if you’re struggling with hearing comprehension that much, you should probably see a doctor and not talk bs.”

When times get dark you know where they are

Reads kinda like a threat

Ah yes assuming sexual preference based on martial status, just like friends do.

Those cookies don’t hunt themselves

Literally just took my eyes off fish doorbell, just to be greeted by this fella. Love it.

Wenn ein Arzty eine offizielle Diagnose gestellt hat, gibt es so ein Dokument in der Praxis. Kann mensch sich dort entsprechend ausstellen lassen. Nach Einwilligung bzw. auf Wunsch schicken die sowas auch gerne ans Hausarzty, sodass alles in einer Hand ist.

Same in German (Seeigel). Though I wondered what an “urchin” is since I learned the word. So still a TIL.

At first I thought you should look into the formatting again, but the lack of line breaks kinda adds to the experience.

Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

Please tell me more

Aus der Kategorie “Jede® Betroffene weiß das, nur die Wissenschaft bisher nicht”. Naja, besser spät als nie. Irgendwo muss man ja anfangen.

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Maybe they refer to the banner below: “US president-elect Donald Trump refuses to rule out using military force to gain control”? Still doesn’t make real sense to me, but at least that would align with their comment.

Did something happen? Do I want to know?

Seems like I’ve been listening to a lot of lofi for study purposes. At least once 386 minutes at a time.

That bear is going on an adventure and I’m doing the same. It’s awesome.

Scream at strangers.

Step 5: Bury cursed stuff somewhere and forget about it.