Being John Malkovich
the story is just so out there and it’s excellently acted and directed. chef’s kiss
paranoid linux sadgirl with imposter syndrome
Being John Malkovich
the story is just so out there and it’s excellently acted and directed. chef’s kiss
Cyberchase
ZOOM!
Zoboomafoo
I’ve gotten 2 skin burns from chemicals with a nitrile glove breakthrough time of <1 second
underfunded undergrad lab classes without heavy duty gloves shouldn’t be allowed to use fuming nitric acid >:(
I tried scrambling an egg using the vortexer (it didn’t work)
I rarely arrived at the lab before 10am as an undergrad intern. (And usually stayed until 7–8pm because I goofed around too much and it took forever to get all the cells taken care of 🫠)
Flexible schedules are a luxury I miss dearly
we used Macs at my last lab
I hated them because I’m a Linux nerd but at least they were reliable
(I suppose if my research PC ran Linux I’d spend all my time configuring it instead of researching…!)
only a cuntcunt would propose this
INDOOR PLUMBING
I live in an apartment complex. The thought of having to share an outhouse (more than 1 if lucky) with hundreds of strangers TERRIFIES ME. And/or use chamberpots. FUCK NO
A BLESSED ETERNAL AFTERLIFE OF BLISS FOR ALL HUMANS WHO CONTRIBUTED TO INDOOR PLUMBING SCIENCE 😩
probably leeches
fuck i haven’t fed my eyrie in like 14 years 💀
found the escalator engineer
but I am impatient and also I hate escalators and want to spend as little time on them as possible :[
stand on the right of the escalator, walk on the left, or go to fucking jail
(reversed in countries where they drive on the left)
also no single wide escalators. (MTA, cut that shit out!)
Technology Connections: REAL SHIT
Technology Connextras: I sleep
crispy eggplant semolina torta from Tortaria NYC
legit the best goddamn sandwich i’ve ever had
i could die happy
I’m actually surprised one didn’t exist yet
obligatory link to the Zalinki video
(Invidious link)