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Don’t drink river water without treating it regardless of human pollution.

The one thing Jeff Foxworthy got right: Cajun food is the best food in the world as long as you don’t ask too many questions about what’s in it.

You had improperly prepared alligator, then. It’s fucking delicious when an actual Cajun makes it.

You mostly see them in the evening on houses near light sources (because bugs). I used to always enjoy watching them on my bathroom and kitchen windows as a kid. Now I get to save the babies from my cats on a regular basis.

It’s fairly uncommon for adults to make it inside, so I’m betting OP’s biggest issue is an insect infestation.

For those who don’t know, alligator actually tastes closer to chicken. So it tasting like pork would be a huge red flag.

Yeah, those are Mediterranean house geckos, and they’re everywhere in the south. They’re not that hard to catch and release outside.

There are a weird amount of double negatives in that sentence.

How many MAGAs are there to feed the gators?

Not all cats are the same

Republicans wouldn’t deport Jesus, they’d crucify him a second time.

Pfft, try moving my cat when she doesn’t want to leave and tell me if that equation still holds up.