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minus-squareabysmalpoptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·6 个月前The implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex. In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.
minus-squarepagenotfound@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·6 个月前Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.
minus-squareabysmalpoptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 个月前Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!
minus-squareshplane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 个月前He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park
The implication is that he’s buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.
In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can’t be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.
Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.
Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!
He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park
Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!