VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?message-squaremessage-square551fedilinkarrow-up1326arrow-down15
arrow-up1321arrow-down1message-squareWhat were you surprised to learn wasn't actually normal?VirusMaster3073@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square551fedilink
minus-squareSyd@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-22 months agoThere’s both types, but most don’t realize the other one exists.
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
minus-squareForester@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoStep one be skinny Step two raise one leg
minus-squareshottymcb@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoYou just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
minus-squaredandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agothat sounds awful, I would never think to stand to wipe - it smushes and spreads it, making it so much harder to clean up
minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.
minus-squareepicstove@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoFor me it was wiping your ass in general. My family comes from sri Lanka we just fill a bucket with water. (Or use a bidet if available)
minus-squareForester@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoSo with the bucket would you use your hand to apply the water? I’m having trouble figuring that statement out.
minus-squareepicstove@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoYou basically pour the water and use it to wash your rear by hand. Wash your hands thoroughly, and dry off. Nowadays in sri Lanka they have bidets everywhere but here in Canada we don’t sadly.
minus-squareRampantParanoia2365@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 months agoI still wipe first with a bidet. I don’t need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don’t need swamp ass, either.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWe need an electric ass dryer, for after we use water like civilized people.
Standing to wipe your ass
There’s both types, but most don’t realize the other one exists.
I’m not sure how we got on the topic, but it came up in a drunken conversation with a friend. I’m fully converted to a sit down wiper now.
I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.
Step one be skinny Step two raise one leg
You just get up after pooping, and then pull the TP through your butt cheeks. It’s massively inferior, the poop gets spread around when you stand up. I used like 10x more TP as a standing wiper. I will say it’s gentler on the asshole though.
that sounds awful, I would never think to stand to wipe - it smushes and spreads it, making it so much harder to clean up
I don’t think we were drunk, but I did eventually ask a friend which they were… and it caused the same conversion for me.
For me it was wiping your ass in general.
My family comes from sri Lanka we just fill a bucket with water. (Or use a bidet if available)
So with the bucket would you use your hand to apply the water? I’m having trouble figuring that statement out.
You basically pour the water and use it to wash your rear by hand. Wash your hands thoroughly, and dry off.
Nowadays in sri Lanka they have bidets everywhere but here in Canada we don’t sadly.
I still wipe first with a bidet. I don’t need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don’t need swamp ass, either.
We need an electric ass dryer, for after we use water like civilized people.
Really?
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