Because I hate typing on mobile devices I don’t like texting.
If you try to have a conversation with me over text Imma either call you if it’s important or start giving you one word answers to everything.
Thankfully most people know better than to try and communicate with me in general!
Just use predictive text and select whatever the most unhinged option that communicates your point. Only exception is that I draw the line are the constant attempts that thing tires to flirt with my mum. Seriously, the amount of 💘 😘 it suggests is concerning. I’m not American.
Why are people afraid of calls these days?
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What I did to cut that out was to moan and answer like they just woke me up. Talk very slowly, take three seconds of “uuuuhhhhh” to answer every question and be as useless as possible. It isn’t long before they hang up and send me the text they should have sent in the first place.
