When I was like 7 I was having a meltdown because foster care sucks, and emergency services was called. The fire department got there first and realized that the easiest way to deal with my was to wait for me to run out of juice, then the cop came and tried restraining me. That idea was ended pretty damned quickly when I head butted him until I split my own skin and tried to jack his taser to “Zap his nuts off”. After that the cop joined the fire department in making bets on how long till I either injured myself too much or ran out of juice, the cop won because apparently I impressed him enough to think I could go for nearly 5 more hours straight.
I think back on that and thank my ancestors for being so pale I can work as a high visibility reflective surface and the fact the cop was surprisingly chill even though I busted his nose up.
When I was like 7 I was having a meltdown because foster care sucks, and emergency services was called. The fire department got there first and realized that the easiest way to deal with my was to wait for me to run out of juice, then the cop came and tried restraining me. That idea was ended pretty damned quickly when I head butted him until I split my own skin and tried to jack his taser to “Zap his nuts off”. After that the cop joined the fire department in making bets on how long till I either injured myself too much or ran out of juice, the cop won because apparently I impressed him enough to think I could go for nearly 5 more hours straight.
I think back on that and thank my ancestors for being so pale I can work as a high visibility reflective surface and the fact the cop was surprisingly chill even though I busted his nose up.