• Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      10 days ago

      You can always just practice a death metal growl. You never know when it might come in handy. My aunt’s cat clawed me once and I just said: “Kitten!” in my best death metal growl. It looked at me all shocked and hasn’t messed with me since.