If not friend, why friend shaped?
“Apex predator” my ass, I will hug the teddy bear.
We are so not surviving in the wild
It’s how they lure their human prey.
I dunno… Something about this guy just makes me feel like his judgement is on the wanting side…
Can’t put my finger on what, tho
Go on, call me it.
It’s fun.
Joke answer:
Real answer:
🧐🤔🤔🤔
hmm, what harm could it do?
- some idiot, probably, last words
This clearly checks out
Go try to give a polar bear a huge abs see how long until you checkout.
This polar bear has huge abs, check it out
You’ll have a few minutes to admire their cute little ears as they eat you while you’re still alive. Silver lining!
You know those frogs that are colorful and cute but are deadly poisonous? I think it’s the same principle.
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For you, bear are hella cute… if you ignore the cutting edge claw and skull smashing jaw full of piercing fangs… I would like to hug a bear, though
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