• aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    We need a new globbin craze in America!

    (I’m not saying this at all because I am the head of my local globblenoobin or because I’m a globbin enthusiast that thinks the solution to everything is everyone should be globbin like me.)

    What happens when you do globbin?

    You become confident, wise, and typically very humble. Some would say you become among the most humble people you could ever find. You also become lit AF.

    What happens to guys who are confident, wise, and lit AF? They are viewed positively by women.

    It’s very hard work but very fun. All you require is fifty thousand kopecks and a note from your local beetlebobbin. The younger you start your globbin journey the better, because it’s easier to become the head of a local globblenoobin if you start early!

    You can always do glubinobin instead, but it’ll never be as good as the most highest esteemed globbin!!!