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Fighter: So uhhhhh… you gotta pretty neat weapon there.
Artificer: Thanks, designed “Ol Buzzy” myself!
Fighter: Mind if I give her a go?
Artificer: Sure, but you need any pointers?
Fighter: Naaaaaw, I can figure it out.
Artificer: *To the DM* CAN he figure it out?
DM: *To fighter* …roll me a wisdom check.
Fighter: *Nat 1*
DM, Artificer, and Fighter in unison: Hoo boy.
[A picture of a man starting a chainsaw while the blade is placed between his legs, resting on his crotch.]
Almost full circle back to the original purpose …
Chopping wood?
Their first use was as a surgical tool.
For women who needed their hips sawed open during birth… Horrifying.
I just looked into this and I will never see chainsaws in the way i’ve seen them before. As far as I understand it it was revolutionary at the time and saved lives, but it was absolutely gruesome either way.
For anyone who is as innocent as I was 10 minutes ago and wants to change that
Leaving it blue, but my imagination may have already made that too late.
Horrific, thanks
The good ol’ days, where men were men, and women… needed chainsaws during childbirth.
If only …
Makes your wish you had aphantasia
If Distractible has taught me one thing, it’s that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently