What kind of monstrosity is this? Burn this picture now.
WHAT BIG ALMOND DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
shush I’m almost there.
Reminds me of this:
Fixed
THANK YOU! Goddamn, nothing makes me feel more like an old man screaming at clouds than this stupid “Nobody:” meme.
And you would be wrong for it.
You: has a bad opinion
Nobody:
Almonds have an odd number of teats?
Yeah. It’s kinda nuts.
it might seem odd to you.
Nut Milking Exposed
Do they use a table with a hole in it?
How amazing is the udder? Multiple boobs shaped like wieners. Genius.
Please make another with human breasts
I wouldn’t want to anthropomorphise the actual process of creating nut-based milks. It would be a little too soylent.
This is Hannah Hillam, if you want to see the whole almond milk saga, they’re on her Instagram.Edit: Maybe not… Potentially inspired by her?
