BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square127fedilinkarrow-up1830arrow-down119
arrow-up1811arrow-down1imageMommy's Choicesh.itjust.worksBigFatNips@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square127fedilink
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down2·5 months agoThey look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam. Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions. …apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down6·5 months ago…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
minus-squareCracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoShame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.
They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.
Source: I’ve assisted in quite a few abortions.
…apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.
…now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.
Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.