• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    21 hours ago

    fall to my death in absolute mania, screaming and squirming as the concrete gets closer

    pull a trigger

    As someone who is also planning for ‘retirement’ in a few decades, guns always seemed to be the better plan.

    • daizelkrns@sh.itjust.works
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      20 hours ago

      Yeah, it probably would be pills of some kind to me. Honestly the only thing stopping me is that I somehow fuck it up and end up trapped in my own body.

      Would be happily retired otherwise

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        19 hours ago

        Resume by Dorothy Parker.

        Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

        There are not many ways to kill one’s self that don’t usually end up a botched suicide attempt. Pills are a painful and horrible way to go.

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        17 hours ago

        I’m a postmortem scientist and one of the scariest things I learned in college, was that only 85% of gun suicide attempts were successful. The other 15% survive and nearly all have brain damage. I only know of 2 painless ways to commit suicide, that don’t destroy the body’s appearance, so they can still have funeral visitation.