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a hotdog isn’t just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho
On a definitely related note, I’ve recently been thinking it’s wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.
In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.
Asphalt and concrete roads are both just elaborate gravel roads
Only after you wrap yourself in a bread blanket
We’re made out of meat?
Shh! Not so loud. You’ll spook the neighbours.
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
There’s a fifth, but
Maybe we’re a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.
Negative, i am haggis
I am a meat popsicle.
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Sausage in - sausage out
this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like
if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it’s not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take
But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn’t be a string of hot dogs.
It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.
You are what you eat.
this is like some wacky epiphany I’d have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂
We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌
Speak for yourself
The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.
It’s hotdogs all the way down
Not all hotdogs have casings
Philosophy memes
