Oh, I’ve met one of those, I call her Mom.

There’s a fifth, but

Cat Stevens - Wild World

Sugar has it all figured out!

I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.

Halo is precious! What a cool thing to do 🤍

Honestly Mr Slater can get it. I always thought he was hot but then came Mr. Robot and I was like ‘yes please’!

Dey is SO CUTE

Haha this is why I pick a DoubleTree whenever I can!

Different strokes for different folks, but I really like fresh sheets so I wash them every Friday. Don’t your sheets start to feel stale?

Hooray!

I just woke up and haven’t had any caffeine yet so you’re getting more or less a copy/paste of a comment I’ve written previously. Enjoy!

They don’t call us the Garden State for nothing. Northwest New Jersey is beautiful, very rural with loads of outdoors activities along the Delaware. Central Jersey has Princeton, which along with the gorgeous campus has a super beautiful downtown. There are farmstands with fresh Jersey tomatoes, corn, and peaches all over the place, and we have a bunch of nice wineries! We also have the Pine Barrens (home of the Jersey Devil!) which are beautiful. And despite that stupid MTV show*, the shore is not just loads of drunken assholes. It has tons of boardwalk stuff to do, and the beaches with tags are usually pretty nice. Plus we have Atlantic City!

*(Side note: the cast of Jersey Shore are fucking bennies from New York, they’re not even from NJ.)

When people shit on New Jersey, they’re thinking of Camden (Philly’s fault) or Newark (NYC’s fault). There are definitely ugly industrial areas of NJ, but that’s not the entirety of the state. Neither is the parkway.

Come visit. Have a pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel. Bike down the boardwalk. Spend a day at Great Adventure. Check out Lambertville (and New Hope!). Go tubing down the Delaware. And then when you hear someone bash NJ in the future, you’ll be able to defend us ;)

In my head it’ll always be WWF

Yes! Every time I see someone making NJ the butt of a joke, I feel the need to reply with a love letter to New Jersey, because it’s legit awesome and I love it 🤍

I love black licorice 🖤

I’m not entirely sure what Fae is (I’m guessing a fairy?) but I’m from a magical land called New Jersey so I’m pretty sure I’m human

Oh my god furryosa is so cute!!

Awww 🖤

Yep! That was the first qntm book I read.

Re: item #1

But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of

Love Potion No. 9