I don’t think any of us will ever feel normal again. It’s so exhausting. I just want to go back to, like, 2009 so fucking badly.

  • Chill Dude 69@lemmynsfw.comOP
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    3 months ago

    Seriously. At this point, if a sasquatch ambushed me while I was bending over to put groceries into my car, and grunted “nobody will believe you,” while sticking his fully fur-covered schlong up my ass, I’d yell back over my shoulder, “I wouldn’t be too sure about that anymore, motherfucker.”