The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agoThrivinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1614arrow-down116
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minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up102arrow-down1·3 months agoBetter learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That’s a halberd, not a spear.
minus-squaresbv@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·3 months agoThis is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoThis is my knifey guard stick This is my gun My knifey guard stick is for stabbing My gun is for fun
minus-squaregeneral_kitten@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoWell askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoLet’s just call it unidentified poleaxe. Still not a spear though.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-23 months agoLol … A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe … Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!? Memer #1: what kind of spear is that? Memer #2: that’s not a spear … don’t you know your polearms!? Memer #3: that’s definitely a halberd. Memer #4: no it isn’t, that’s a voulge. Memer #5: lol … you guys don’t know your poleaxes! Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood Memer #1: Memer #3: Memer #4: Memer #5: that’s definitely a halberd
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoArchaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
Better learn his polearms if he wants to be a guard. That’s a halberd, not a spear.
This is my knifey guard stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My knifey guard stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my knifey guard stick is useless. Without my knifey guard stick, I am useless.
This is my knifey guard stick
This is my gun
My knifey guard stick is for stabbing
My gun is for fun
Well askshually that weapon resembles more a Voulge, a polearm that would later evolve into Halberd
Let’s just call it unidentified poleaxe.
Still not a spear though.
Lol … A bunch of us get transported back to medieval Europe …
Medieval guard: HALT!! Who are you heathens!!!?
Memer #1: what kind of spear is that?
Memer #2: that’s not a spear … don’t you know your polearms!?
Memer #3: that’s definitely a halberd.
Memer #4: no it isn’t, that’s a voulge.
Memer #5: lol … you guys don’t know your poleaxes!
Guard stabs Memer #2, who falls over in a pool of blood
Memer #1:
Memer #3:
Memer #4:
Memer #5: that’s definitely a halberd
Archaeologists discover 4chan posts on parchment scrolls.
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