The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 month agoA welcoming giftlemmy.worldimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1994arrow-down110
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minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoI won a lifetime supply of breathing air. So far, I’m not disappointed.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoYeah but shrinkflation means these days it comes with 20% less nutritional* particles. *combustible Some cities are still working on increasing them though. Just don’t go to the premium mountain venues though, or you get 20% less air per air!
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoSo far, my only problem is when I go underwater. For some reason, the lifetime supply of breathing doesn’t apply there.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoThat’s roaming. Have to pay extra; not covered by basic terms of service.
I won a lifetime supply of breathing air.
So far, I’m not disappointed.
Yeah but shrinkflation means these days it comes with 20% less nutritional* particles.
*combustible
Some cities are still working on increasing them though. Just don’t go to the premium mountain venues though, or you get 20% less air per air!
So far, my only problem is when I go underwater.
For some reason, the lifetime supply of breathing doesn’t apply there.
That’s roaming. Have to pay extra; not covered by basic terms of service.