Meanwhile, on a somewhat normal day in Belgorod, Russia; things got very tense for a woman who hung a blue blanket out to dry, on an orange balcony. The FSB had her take it down after enraged neighbours called in to complain.
Wtf…imagine living in such a country
I’m not saying it’s exactly the same, but I’ve heard of American kindergarten teachers being told to take down the color learning rainbow decor which were NOT pride flags because bigoted parents threw a huge fit about the gay decorations. I’ve seen unironic videos of people claiming any decor featuring a rainbow in a classroom is LGBTQ indoctrination. And they were pointing at cartoon depictions of the sky, like with smiling clouds and suns.
Look at that fancy people on the upper floors having AC and the only nice balcony
There is no war in Ukraine.
Ah yes a “special military operation”
Fsb time, no time to think, just imagine, this must be something bad!
Fsb money, I am very communist however, everyday the McDonalds man comes closer to mother Russia, and the hole in my pocket grows bigger.
It’s neat how they include both Confederate flags
Upper left is the true confederate flag
The only one that mattered.
Got em!
Is this a joke or are you saying they should have put a flag up too?
They lost.
It’s a very funny joke. A white flag was literally their flag. It caused some issues when they tried to surrender and kept getting shot. So, they had to up their design game.
Above left lives a gay African-American Jazz trumpeter
I am more stressed out about the construction of the building. Looks like a basket weaver decided to lay some bricks.
Partially AI generated “photo”?
Definitely AI generated. Look at the bottom-right of the Confederate flag. It’s all messed up, classic generative AI “artifacting” for lack of a better word for it.
Edit: lower down in the thread the original was posted. This was upscaled (very poorly) by AI.
I don’t think so. I saw this back some time before COVID.
This one may be generated by I’ve definitely seen a picture like this
This looks ai generated but im 99.9% certain that there is a real version of this picture
That’s what I think too. I’ve definitely seen this exact layout, but I think this either has a filter or some weird generation.
Wow it is ai
:(
Good call!
Ai generated
I support the guy with the white flag. I surrender too.
He’s French. But at least he’s having a laugh with his neighbours in a daily basis I bet
Even France is there
Top left, blinds down, is obviously a vampire.
Top left tenant just gave up
No, they’re French
Oh bonne mère du bon Dieu, qu’est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai fini premier dans ma classe de CAP de boulangerie à Navarrenx, et j’ai gagné de nombreuses fois le prix de la meilleure baguette du Béarn, et j’ai plus de 300 citations dans la République des Pyrénées. J’ai reçu une spécialisation en pâtisserie et fait un stage dans un grand restaurant étoilé. Pour moi tu n’es qu’un client parmi d’autres. Je te vendrai des chocolatines comme tu t’en n’en as jamais goûté, souviens t’en. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir avec ce genre d’insultes sur l’Internet ? Essaie encore, gros balourd. Pendant que nous discutons, je suis en train de contacter mon réseau de maisons du pain dans tout la France et ton identité est partagée, donc tu peux te préparer à une avalanche de gâteaux, gros malin. Une avalanche qui va te faire prendre 10kg. Tu vas devenir obèse mon ptit gars.
I know very little French but I’m assuming this is a well-localized version of the Navy Seal copypasta
Too late, you’re French now. Get your baguette and start disparaging other nations, and other French, too.
Merde
Now seriously, I am about 25 km from France right now. Thanks, Napoleon
gros balourd
Tout mais pas le b-word !
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Bel effort, mais ça change à l’anglais à mi-chemin…
J’a mardé
Incertain si Français ou Québécois vu que c’est un mélange entre “J’ai merdé” et “marde” qui est Québécois 🤔
Malgré le “chocolatine” aussi utilisé au Québec, je pense que cette personne est du sud ouest.
Ils utilisent “marde” au sud ouest de la France?
Thats the bro they get their weed from and regularly invites them together for a sesh. Single handedly keeping the peace in the building. Real guru that one.
Fuck that guy, don’t sell to rebs.
Apparently this is what makes someone turn neutral.
I hope they’re not one of those fascism-leaning “centrists”
“Beige shirts”
the blank white one is a Linux user
Just looks like a second confederate flag to me.
Ah, blackout blinds.
I would put a pirate flag in my window.
The Sowiet Guy is gonna call you a traitor and anarchild
🎶DO WHAT YOU WANT🎶
…'cause a pirate is free! Yarr harr fiddle dee dee
Or a Taliban flag
Pirates are cooler.
yes, but Taliban have more tensions with everyone else living here
I identify with the top left window
Is the white one for supremacy?
No, they’re just French
It’s ze french!
They surrender
Fun fact, out of 168 wars fought in over the last several thousand years in which they were included, France has won 109, lost 49, and drawn 10.
Plot twist it’s all one house
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