Is the joke that he is smoking crack and hallucinating a world where the always stressful question “what dinner?” Is actually easily decided on?

I like the necktie. I love neckties in real live.

Bowtie is still the clear winner for me and apparently the general opinion. But it is your duck, your opinion matters most.

Turns out the firefighters where actually starting the previous fires to legitimize their need for a higher budget.

Good job Mayor!

At least the police can be trusted to follow the laws they enforce. The chief promised this himself.

I did that thing you didn’t know I decided I was excited about.

This, in an optimistic voice, hits me right in the imposter syndrome.

TIL that the difference between working according to the norm and working as severely disabled is approximately 1.37% less workdays a year.

The math doesn’t add up. You pretty much need to be dead before people consider you disabled enough to work a single day.

Its nice that there are protections and i am glad you have the one you do but still fuck this nonsense.

Now that the unpaid time you dedicated to getting to and from your job opens up they suddenly wanna claim it like it was always theirs.

My take is i should get paid the second my alarmclock goes off on a time i would in my free time have preferred to keep sleeping. Either that, or i should not get paid at all, my hours become my choice and basic comfort becomes free to all.

People often dismiss the high price of paint in a work also.

There are some styles which take huge volumes of expensive paint, some skill and maybe 20 minutes of labor. They sell for more than i can afford and the artist barely makes profit.

To watch this new type of hvec media you need this free codec.

Wait did we say free i mean

There is a paid version next to the free one.

You can pay here, that other one is for retail and industry please dont use it, only use the paid one.

Your hardware doesn’t support the free codec according to the error message we gave it. Hand over your money to install this identical approved one please.

What do you call your phone? By its brand?

Behold the future

Do download a copy of Wikipedia but give them some credit. This isn’t the first nor last attack on information freedom (see internet archive)

Kinda rude tbh.

Plenty of neurodivergent people to find one compatible. I love hearing other autists ramble, makes me feel safe and comfortable.

Counter point.

The medication worked. Suddenly i could pay attention and my grades went up. And those where the main “problems” adults perceived.

My parents where skeptical about medicine first but opted to try because the backlash people gave me for lacking an attention span was affecting me hard. They ultimately believed they where doing the right thing.

I slowly become less social then i already was, lost my appetite, stopped feeling many emotions in general and eventually sank into a deep twisted depression.

I was unable to understand it was the medicine doing this. I was unable to communicate any of it properly because i thought what i was (not) feeling was just normal life and puberty. It was not.

I know and respect that those drugs can help some people. But they completely destroyed me, afterwards it took many years of controversially self medicating with cannabis to restore my original self and feel my emotions properly again. (The mail reason I started was because i read it could be used for adhd/autism and my first experience left me feeling normal and able to take public transport without suffering intens social anxiety)

I fully agree on your diagnosis part though. And i al also not saying medicine cant be the correct tool but its definitely not a clearcut choice.

Lemmy.ml is one instance.

Join smaller instances so no one instance can dominate on many topics.

We should avoid creating monopolies.

I highly recommend NOT changing a working and tailored to your brain strategy into what you believe others are doing.

As an autistic though i am heavily biased to rely on my own systems of interpretation because what is normal is alien to me

How can someone be this out of touch?

Checks account history overwhelming “landlords are hard working people that are misunderstood by these anti corporate people”

Either you’re big time trolling or you have some personal investment/career you are desperately trying to validate.

#not a quantum engineer

So allegedly most of what we see here is temperature control.

The qubits are stored in a chip in the bottom. Normal electronic stuff is at the top.

Each (circle) layer is kept at a different specific temperature. The normal electronic signals start at room temperature and cascade to lower and lower temperatures to interact with the qubits. The “reply” then cascades back up.

Oh yes i am definitely one of them “keep the fire alive while telling stories about the night sky” types.

But what that really means is that somehow during the day my body already has the energy to be alert and focused. It just refuses to let me selfdrive unless i fill it up with caffeinoline first or till when actual cosmic phenomena are aligned to my subconscious.

The big mystery is where does my body find the streng to magically flip from tired all day to seeming infinite energy every evening?

Story time…

It was the paperwork for me. The last year in school i actually voted against going to a fieldtrip, apparently it was a rhetorical vote, people where very confused i was so demotivated.

I love learning new things but i am very self motivated and have no control over concentration, so out in the field with all those impulses i will be learning in an explorative way but not perse the things my school tried to focus on. Especially hard for me was the dreaded bundle. The papers we where all given and would be graded on later.

I was always to distracted learning on my own i always missed the key information. I had tried many strategies but the last one earlier that year “organized group effort with duos responsible for different sections of the bundle” was shot down mid trip by our head teacher who was the same teacher did the rhetorical vote if we wanted to see go somewhere or stay at school.

So yeah the joy was pretty much beaten out of me by repeated low grades and by that same head teacher “detention to find the answers online for the past trip or i would have basically no grade.” which i knew in advance was impossible, i had tried to do exactly that before we had gone.