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  • teletext@reddthat.com
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    deleted by creator

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
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      And “whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people’s food”

      • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they’ll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like “hey you can take the rest of that coffee”. i look at it and it’s not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol

      • propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net
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        That’s the damned truth

    • BlackAura@lemmy.world
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      Iirc that rule was followed here… The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?

    • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I thought the golden rule is “it’s OK if it’s in a threeway”.

  • hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl
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    What is my purpose?

    • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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      You watch the coffee pot.

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        Oh dregs.

        • Classy@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

  • moody@lemmings.world
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    Laziness is the mother of invention.

    • glitchdx@lemmy.world
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      necessity is the mother, laziness is the father.

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    HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot
    Content-Length: 16
    Content-Type: text/plain
    Date: Mon, 21 Oct 2024 15:01:25 GMT
    Server: foobar
    Strict-Transport-Security: max-age=2592000
    418 I'm a teapot
    
  • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Then, when no one was going to the breakroom (knowing the pot was empty), the pot was never filled again.

  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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    Forever replacing the job of the intern.

    • snooggums@lemmy.world
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      Shouldn’t the intern see an empty pot and then go make more?

      Seems like it would save the intern trips to check out whether it needs filled.

  • Malgas@beehaw.org
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    Hence error 418.

  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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    I know Solaris when I see it.

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