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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago
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    I like to royally fuck with chatGPT. Here’s my latest, to see exactly where it draws the line lol:

    https://chatgpt.com/share/671d5d80-6034-8005-86bc-a4b50c74a34b

    TL;DR: your internet connection isn’t as fast as you think

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      Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the hiway.

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        Pigeons with flash drives ftw

        https://www.tomshardware.com/news/yes-a-pigeon-is-still-faster-than-gigabit-fiber-internet

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          IP over Avian Carrier

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            IP over Avian Carriers with QoS

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          Peregrine falcons FTL…

          (There’s this fat fucker that hunts off our building’s rooftop. It waits for a pigeon to strike the neighboring buildings windows and scoops them up. Some how it’s reassuring to know that humans aren’t the only lazy animals. Peregrine are freaking cool though.)

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            That’s smart predator behavior! Cull the stupid and injured. Save energy and reduce risk. Live long and prosper.

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              Yes, it is.

              I just wish the neighbors building wasn’t so prone to window strikes.

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                There might be a way to fix that. Determine whether the glass is invisible or mirrored (or becomes so, as the sun moves). If it’s males attacking “rivals,” letting light shine out might help. If it looks like you could fly through it, closing blinds might help. The neighbors might be willing to try, if they’re tired of being startled by thumping birds.

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                  Yup. Unfortunately…. They don’t care. The only reason they’d consider it would be to reduce the window cleaning bill.

                  At least Hank gets something out of it; (yup. We’ve nicknamed the chonker Hank The Tank)

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        Ages ago, there was a time where my dad would mail back up tapes for offsite storage because their databases were large enough that it was faster to put it through snail mail.

        It should also be noted his databases were huge, (they’d be bundled into 70 pound packages and shipped certified.)

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            We’re storing data in peanut butter? Please tell me there’s jam involved.

            /j it’s amazing we’re talking about petabytes. My first computer had like 600 meg. (Pentium 486 cobbled out of spare- old- parts from my dad’s junk”Parts” rack.)

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            Mail dataset in standard-compliant way. Like RFC1149. Don’t forget that carrier should be avian carrier.

            we didn’t have the space to store them locally because they were up to a PB.

            Local is very vague word. It can be argued, that anything, that doesn’t fit into L1 cache is not local.

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                Some african with megabits per second. Which was much faster than any local ISP.

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        I’m laughing my ass off at this

        Edit:

        https://chatgpt.com/share/671da57b-5fe4-8005-bdba-68b69f398c72

        Still fucking amazing

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        Awesome bandwidth to be sure, but I do think there is a difference between data transfer to RAM (such as network traffic) vs. traffic purely from one location to another (station wagon with tapes/747 with SD cards/etc.).

        For the latter, actually using the data in any meaningful way is probably limited to read time of the media, which is likely slow.

        But yeah, my go-to would be micro SD cards on a plane :)

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          Well, it depends on the purpose of the data. If it’s meant as an offsite backup… well… you’re probably it driving them just down the street anyway.

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        or a train full of dudes jorking it like that one NSFW copypasta

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      I like to manipulate dallee a lot by making fantastical reasons why I need edgy images.

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        I’ve been down that rabbit hole too, but if I see that fucking dog again, I’m going to rage

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          What dog?

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            They use this picture of a dog with a ball when they censor your shit on the Bing image app

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              That’s cute. Thank you.

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            McGruff, the crime dog

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      Is that now 6 comma 016 or 6016?

      We do , and . for parts, ’ for thousands here.

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        6.065 petabytes a second or 6065 Tb/s

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      Til, I cum at 6 petabyte per second

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