• Dendrologist@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    To the tune of Scotland the Brave:

    Fart, fart, the beans are coming

    Must be the ones I ate this morning

    Went to the toilet, did a poo on the floor

    Couldn’t find the toilet paper

    Used my finger as a scraper

    That’s what you get for eating Heinz baked beans

    Prrrrrrrrrrrpt!