I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

I mean, to an extent, but that’s like, 8-9 months away, probably. Good news is while we move twice a year it’s only across the street. The joys of employee housing.

I’m chuckling at this meme when I still have so much unboxing and organizing to do after a recent move.

I’m in a ski town in Colorado so you get the full mix here, but yeah by March it’s t-shirt weather for the locals, tourists still show up dressed for an arctic expedition but whatever. Hell, isn’t even the funniest thing that comes up, the resort does a costume week every spring so I did formal day in a dress shirt and tie on a fixie, which is a pretty physically intensive job. Favorite remark was a regular in the back of the line yelling “[name expunged] are you fucking bumping chairs in a tie?”

And for that matter both of those things happen in this same country. Should’ve seen the looks I’d get from southerners when I was operating a ski lift in a T-shirt.

Edit: celebrating the first snow by jumping in a lake has also gotten colorful reactions from outsiders.

Hell, Shrek isn’t even the movie that comes to mind in reference to this song. Comes up near the end of Lord of War.

There’s so many of those libraries in my little town, this is great too.

Either that or Joe Mama

“We gotta find somewhere inconspicuous to hide this body”

If they’re doing their jobs yes, I’ve found over time that even security guards aren’t immune to people who just rubber stamp shit.

Which, looking at it from a 21st century perspective I’d be terrified if someone just put my god damn address in a book most people kept lying around. I’m still pissed at Snapchat for sharing my live gps location with my contacts.

I still upvoted but I feel like making this the top post misses the point.

I thought it was one…

Iowa’s more fun when you’re drunk too.

I’ve seen this joke so many different times in so many different ways and it’s still funny. Taken literally, “go fuck yourself” is a great punchline.

I love the idea of mothman showing up for mundane disasters. Mothman says hi to you while you’re pouring coffee and you not only spill but break a mug you kinda liked.

I wouldn’t doubt it to hear they’re insured for this so it’s not the hardest hit in the world.