Yeah just don’t use biometrics.

Odds of me getting arrested or stopped and interrogated and involuntary made to unlock my phone are near zero, but I still use a pattern to unlock. IMO pattern is most secure, because it cant easily be described verbally like a pincode, and it gets harder to do the more confused I am, so smacking me round the head or isolation and sleep deprivation would not improve my chances of accidentally describing the pattern. Note that I’m not an activist, criminal, reporter or political adversary, and I live in a very safe and democratic country so the likelihood of these things happening is very slim, but I still put a big emphasis on opsec when it comes to my technology.

In Australia you can get a DUI equivalent for riding a bicycle while hammered.

I did, and the feedback told me to RTFM and LMGTFY.

I plan to install Linux mint on my laptop when I get time. I’m sure Linux is ready, never really doubted that, but I wonder if the Linux community is ready.

Windows XP 😭

Nice

Does it do macros, and does it save in .dotx and DOCX formats?

They can’t keep getting away with it!

You mum is a layer alright. Lay’er every night haha gottem.

Dementia simulator

I’ve been dishonhouring my ancestors this whole time!

Always has been.

Food purists would have you believe there’s specific ways you have to make foods so they are correct. Like croissants are only supposed to have butter, puff pastry and water. Pizza is only supposed to be fresh soft mozzarella, crushed tomatoes, and basil. Steak should only have buttery, thymey pan sauce on it. Deviations are an affront to their culture and an insult to their ancestors.

The correct way is however you like, whatever tastes good to you, whatever you’re willing to pay for, and if you run a business, whatever sells.

I like my fried eggs on toast with cream cheese, honey and paprika. I like my pizza made ultra thin on tortilla wraps with salami, sweet potato and anchovies. I like my banana bread with choc chips AND dried cranberries. Other people are gonna like their food in different ways or even hate it my way, and that’s okay.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jail

Pretend you have no concept of electric cars.

“Diesel or gas? Where do you fill it up? Yeah I know how electric cars work, don’t treat me like an idiot. I’m asking where does the fuel go?”

Channel your inner grandpa when being shown the touchscreen. Firmly stab and hold your finger on the screen when pushing buttons. I’m told they don’t have parking brakes, so insist to be shown where the park brake is.

Ask how many miles to the gallon. Haggle endlessly. Make them show you the engine.

Sometimes I worry they are being purposely dense because they want to spend more time with us.

“Oh, you’re expecting capitalism to collapse into anarchy? Better BUY lots of food and antibiotics to stockpile for the collapse!”

Grinch smirk

In the time of kings and lords, it got way, way worse than this.

Not saying we should wait that long now, just saying.

Probably about one and a half tits, if you think about it.

This wouldn’t get me through a weekend