Mmmm…pixelation.

https://www.businessinsider.com/toys-r-us-opening-new-stores-flagship-whp-global-mortar-2023-9

Just, ya know, if we need FUTURE family planning advice.

“Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

William Shatner, is that you?

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

Did he say “Blessed are the cheesemakers?”

Completely missed it. My mistake.

Biblical or modern?

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.