Right? Put that on a shirt. Watch it sell like hot cakes.

A good start.

Muffin is a good dog!

Crusty jugglers!

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

" I can’t fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

Right? Throw in a “I have spine, but no arms or legs. Sometimes, I have dog ears.”

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt