Hey guys…I don’t think that picture’s to scale…
Hey guys…I don’t think that picture’s to scale…
Might find your answer here around the 50,000 year mark.
Do doo be-do-do
Mah Nà Mah Moon
Do do-do do
The authors wrote: “Although the specific mechanism of erectile dysfunction caused by computer use has not been clarified in the present study, the damage of sedentary behaviour to erectile function appears to be clear, which needs to attract public attention.
The study also says that for every 1.2 hours spent using the computer the chances of experiencing ED increase by 3.57. I’m starting to formulate a theory as to the mechanism of ED caused by computer use. Stick with me here. The longer men sit in front of a computer the greater the chances they view porn and “bust a nut” (I believe that’s the technical term) thus increasing the perception that they are suffering from ED because as we all know, when you ask someone if they watch porn on their computer the answer is almost always “no”.
I am not a scientist or formally educated and suffer from lower levels of follicle-stimulating hormones. The edits were to fix spelling errors. Probably some still lingering around.
Beaver 🦫 infestation. Not worth the risk.
Finger of God.
Asked her out but she gave me the cold shoulder :(
Still better than the original
When I see one of these I immediately go for my pants. I’d rather have a damp thigh for 10 minutes than deal with this thing.
Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?
Reminds me of this from the BBC.
Do bunkers typically have windows?
I don’t see the nutshell.
Hello. Yes, I’d like one nightmare for the evening, please.
What a waste of a $200+ text book!
Her: Touché. Here at The Meme Factory we look for people with a little…je ne sais quoi…
Him: I don’t know what that means.
Her: Excellent. Welcome to the meme team.
I’m drunk and don’t really know what I’m saying.
Hose water was the best tasting water. Must of been all them chemicals. If I die young, avenge me, take down Big Hose.
It’s nice until you have to go to the store.
@blackluster117 With freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads, yes!
I’m almost 50 years old and I’ve been hearing about this for almost 50 years.