The mental gymnastics required to believe that hurt my brain.

It really is. I like dark roast coffee, but I want flavor besides burnt.

I have to give this another try.

I relate to this. I bounced from Christian sect to Christian sect looking for the ones who got it most correct. I ran out of denominations.

This sounds like a whole forest fire of flaming red flags.

All that is required for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.