That sounds like a setup to a deez nuts joke.
Not in a union yet? Not a problem. Become a Wobbly and join the only anticapitalist union out there.
That sounds like a setup to a deez nuts joke.
I stopped using soap at 13 and I’m a trillionaire.
Wild to think that was 7 years ago.
I find “y’all” works pretty well, so does “folks” or even better “Fellow Workers.”
I mean, why would you ever say you were br*tish?
*Bow chicka bow wow*
What is a consensual non-consent machine?
I get it, it’s because this house lacks personality. Like a Linux user.
HOAs should be a thing of the past.
Not only is it boring, it’s made in the shittiest way possible. It’s the American way, after all. You want properly installed outlets? What are you, some sort of royalty or something? Properly sealed windows? Look at Mrs. Moneybags over here. The siding is falling off the house? What did you expect from a $350k home?
I’m sorry for what you’ve gone through. While things are getting scary, know that you’re not alone and there are many of us willing to stand up against your oppressors. We’ll make sure that bigotry becomes a thing of the past.
Racism. I’ve been called racial slurs for not just my race, but other races. I’ve been profiled by police. I’ve watched my boss not only allow racist remarks made by my coworkers for no reason (eg: working like a hard-R) but laugh along to them. People judge Tarantino’s movies for excessive use of racism but I think they’re the most honest depictions of American culture.
Almost.
There’s one theory that outdoor cats could be what allows the avian flu to become transmissible to humans which would cause a worldwide pandemic comparable to the black plague in terms of death toll. So there’s that.
“We were just thinking of the shareholders.” You can’t just pass the blame to shareholders. Why do shareholders exist? To create the illusion that everyone can be an “owner” so that the owning class can continue to fuck us all.
Capitalists: And I took that personally.
The “sky”? You mean round-earths billboard?
I don’t speak pretzel, but I’m pretty sure this is a lie.
I’m gonna go ahead and blame you for that whole thing.
Mother of all Bombs.