Washington uses paper ballots absentee only and only needs more than a few hours to figure out results unless there’s a very tight race.

This can’t be serious. We can’t even get people to take vaccines to the point that we’re busy UN-eradicating diseases.

I somehow completely missed this game, maybe I should play it.

I didn’t realize I had it until well into adulthood and I’ve always enjoyed reading. Even the extensive description still has meaning I just don’t see it.

Yup.

Me before the comma: Good luck to them, more options can’t be a bad thing.

Me after the comma: I intend to wipe the existence of your useless company from my memory entirely, so I’m just going to point and laugh at your failure in advance and immediately move on with my life.

I don’t have ADHD but I felt this in my bones.

Good luck with that.

What a guy.

And some dehydrated lime and chili to that salt and you’ve really got something good.

Discovery in Pixelfed fed is absolute and utter shit, though. It doesn’t matter if it’s there if you can’t find it…and mostly you can’t find it.

Any place that asks for this is a place I have no interest in working. I’ll consider making an exception when they submit their video to me first.

“I haven’t thought about politics for more than 30 seconds in my entire life but I don’t want to admit that and don’t want to sound like a complete asshole” is about the most charitable way I can translate that sound bite.

Agreed. Peak platforming.