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Developer for 30+ years, father of four.
Flammable is inflammable
It’s patriotic, as an American to celebrate and defend our differences.
“I’m not a predator” said the tiger as he approached the sheep.
-1. Cancer
Yeah but how do I know you aren’t a bot?
That’s just your butthole talking.
After spending 1.4 minutes thinking about it. Nope. I am out. Good luck. Fuck nuts.
I believe you.
Sounds a lot like my current job. Working for a non profit, ingest shit and spew rainbows. I have nothing to encourage you to consider me.
I never want kids. I don’t know how they’re going to take the news.
What are you talking about, nephew… ;)
I will accede to your request but only under one condition which is that I come.
Amed a small town on the north coast of Bali. Spent all day snorkeling the reef.
HOLY shit that was quite a ride. Thanks for posting this, that made me unreasonably happy. Well, and also sad for a few seconds.