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Cake day: December 6th, 2023

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  • But you have to agree that a pizza shouldn’t be sitting out for 50 minutes before it leaves the store.

    In an ideal world sure, but we live in the real world with real world limitations…

    I too, would love to live in an ideal world where ideals override simple facts.

    But that isn’t the real world, and frankly, will likely never be true.

    So get over yourself and get used to existence, you abominable dirt-head.


  • No, they don’t. It was done away with for many important reasons, including but not limited to:

    -people intentionally giving the wrong address so that it takes over 30min, costing everyone from the driver to management both time and money

    -drivers speeding to meet their time quota, and causing wrecks at increased rates

    -driver shortages, amplifying the last point

    I worked for dominos as recently as last year. The number of people that still try to scam you over the 30min/free rule is asinine, and at least twice a week I had to explain to would-be customers that 30min/free hasn’t existed in at least 30yr for a lot of really good reasons. I’ve even had customers ask if they could tip “extra” to get it sooner. Unless you’re tipping enough that everyone involved (cook, dispatch, driver) gets as much as the order’s base cost (multiplying order price by 4 at minimum), we’re never going to do that.


  • I’d have thought that too, before meeting him. Even his own family only loves him begrudgingly (though they keep a much more polite face than I could) and conspiracies aside, he’s a waste of society’s time and resources.

    Hate me if you think I’m wrong, but if you’ve never met those kinds of people, you have no room to talk. They’re infinitely worse than the internet can make them seem.


  • Crowfiend@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldUnderstandable, carry on.
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    I had a coworker before that was a flat-earther (lizardmen believer and all that shit), and one day he came into work saying “y’all ever wonder if the moon makes its own light??” during a dinner rush and the only thing that kept me from punching his lights out was the fact that it was dinner rush, or I would have pulled him by the collar of his shirt and beat him to near death.

    I didn’t think people like that really existed until him, and even then I didn’t want to accept it.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/rFka6zC1ejeSU2xB9








  • Man, I decided to do just that, and it was almost exactly what I thought (minus the technical words): if a velociraptor can do a metric fuckle of damage with their two hook-toes, a T-Rex with 2 of those on each hand can fuck something up, presuming it’s close enough (which, as the T-Rex head/bite-force, and distance from the jaw suggests), would have been pretty frequently.

    Even if each claw only did a little damage, that’s still a lot of blood loss throughout the conflict, and the T-Rex would be more likely to win.