"You promised us a complete breakdown of society and a decent into criminal anarchy that would drive our profits to never before seen levels.

Stability and a well provided for populace was NOT part of our deal!"

Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

I love that the tech and music bots got stuck asking each other the same questions

Hey wait, I just learnt this today! He probably should have died from lack of oxygen in the air!

https://lemmy.world/post/16727952

But who’s winning vs this:

I also heard he likes to strangle kittens.

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Now it just needs a classic not-realy-a-punchline Heathcliff one-liner said by another character to round it out.

Like a bird saying “the internet is the future” or butcher saying “he claims he’s transcended”

How would star wars even work in a total war game?

I can see the hero characters like jedi and such fit with how they work in the WarHammer games. Things like tanks and walkers filling the space of single and low unit count monster troops.

But would regular troopers be standing in lines of 50? I suppose it’s not a stretch of the imagination to think they could make smaller infantry units, but I have always associated the total war games with dragging out the lines of my spears and flanking cavalry rather than flicking small teams of shooters into cover positions

His upbringing?

His parents are in jail! I assume his mom is there on prostitution charges

This was funnier than any heathcliff comic I’ve seen so far

Christianity stole material from everywhere else, why not an explorers report on the island

*your

I held off because I’ve been stung by early access before. A decent EA buy?

But between this and the new KC:D I might be on a medieval theme for a while

It’s the second advert for this essay site that this 15 day old account has posted

Violently, unexpectedly, and in a place a door wasn’t supposed to be

News just in! People like games that are fun and don’t try to fucking rob you at every opportunity.

Shocking

Land of the fee, home of the slave

The article seems to suggest a change on the Google search algo and how Reddit pumps the SEO is to blame as it’s showing up in search rankings above other more relevant results.

I’m assuming “traffic” here is individual page visits, which would shoot up if people are just pulling up one page from a “how do I do X” type of search. I doubt this boost is coming from people sticking around, but I’m sure that’s not how Reddit will spin it.

Self replicating CNC Machines. That’s not even a guy operating it, it’s 3 smaller CNC machines in a trench coat and hat

Gimme an open world game where I’m the terminator and I’m tracking down my Sarah Connor equivalent and doing various covert or not so covert actions that lead to the creation and rise of skynet.

If I’m defeated I’m taken back to a new machine body in the future to see the effects of my timeline meddling, pick up a new target and head back into the past and the open world.